Knock Knock Jokes 5

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Koch!
Koch who?
Koch in the act!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kristin!
Kristin who?
Kristin the baby in church!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kurt & Conan!
Kurt & Conan who?
Kurt & Conan down down on the last act!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kyoto!
Kyoto who?
Kyoto jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Laos!
Laos who?
Laos and found!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lauren!
Lauren who?
Lauren order!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Laverne!
Laverne who?
Laverne of catastrophe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lee!
Lee who?
Lee'd on McDuff!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leland!
Leland who?
Leland of the free and the home of the brave!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Len!
Len who?
Len us a fiver will you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lena!
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I'm hungry!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon'ly one for me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leona!
Leona who?
Leona'ly way to go!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Les!
Les who?
Les go for a swim!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lester!
Lester who?
Lester over a new leaf!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lilac!
Lilac who?
Lilac a trooper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lillian!
Lillian who?
Lillian the garden!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lily!
Lily who?
Lily house on the prairie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lima Bean!
Lima Bean who?
Lima Bean working on the railroad....!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lime!
Lime who?
Lime bean!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lincoln!
Lincoln who?
Lincoln logs!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion down on the job again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lionel!
Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisbon!
Lisbon who?
Lisbon married eight times!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Listz!
Listz who?
Listz of ingredients!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Livia!
Livia who?
Livia me alone!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Llama!
Llama who?
Llama Yankee Doodle Dandy...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lloyd!
Lloyd who?
Lloyd a donkey to water but you can't make it drink!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lodz!
Lodz who?
Lodz of fun!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lois!
Lois who?
Lois the man on the totem pole!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Louis!
Louis?
Louis'n up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Louisiana!
Louisiana who?
Louisiana boy friend split up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucerne!
Lucerne who?
Lucerne some maths today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucinda!
Lucinda who?
Lucinda in the sky with diamonds...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucretia!
Lucretia who?
Lucretia from the Black Lagoon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luigi!
Luigi who?
Luigi board!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luther!
Luther who?
Luther the silver lining!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lyndon!
Lyndon who?
Lyndon ear and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maine!
Maine who?
Maine I come in now please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Major!
Major who?
Major answer didn't I!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didn't do your homework!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mali!
Mali who?
Mali Brown!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manitoba!
Manitoba who?
Manitoba me hours to get out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mao!
Mao who?
Mao'th of babes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara mara on the wall....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning, help!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcus!
Marcus who?
Marcus a book in the Bible!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maria!
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marian!
Marian who?
Marian money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marie!
Marie who?
Marie the one you love!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marietta!
Marietta who?
Marietta whole cake!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marilyn!
Marilyn who?
Marilyn is a state north of Virginia!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion on a Sunday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marmalade!
Marmalade who?
Marmalade me said the little chicken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Martha!
Martha who?
Martha them up to the top of the hill and the marched them down again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marvin!
Marvin who?
Marvin I wonderful!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Mata of life and death!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew is pinthing my foot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maura!
Maura who?
The Maura the merrier!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. Open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maxine!
Maxine who?
Maxine the wave dude!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maxwell!
Maxwell who?
Maxwell call later if your not going to answer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
May!
May who?
Maybe its a friend at the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maya!
Maya who?
Maya best friend?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maybelle!
Maybelle who?
Maybelle doesn't ring either!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Mecca me happy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Medellin!
Medellin who?
Medellin where you don't belong!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Meg!
Meg who?
Meg up your mind!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Melita!
Melita who?
Melita chickadee!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Meredith!
Meredith who?
Meredith kind of Knock Knockjokes and I'm leaving!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mickey!
Mickey who?
Mickey is lost so that's why I'm knocking!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Midas!
Midas who?
Midas well open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey won't fit in this lock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minerva!
Minerva who?
Minerva-s wreck from all these questions!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Miniature!
Miniature who?
Miniature open the door, I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie more!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
No not Minnie-who - Minnehaha!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minsk!
Minsk who?
Minsk meat!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you'll never know!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Montana!
Montana who?
Montana your hide if she finds out you ate all of the cookies!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Moose!
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Morris!
Morris who?
Morris another day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Morrison!
Morrison who?
Morrison, the more sun tan!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mort!
Mort who?
Mort to the point, who are you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mortimor!
Mortimor who?
Mortimor that meets the eye!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mozart!
Mozart who?
Mozart is in museums!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mr!
Mr who!
Missed her at the bus stop!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin grouchy first thing in the morning!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Munich!
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nadia!
Nadia who?
Nadia head!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nadya!
Nadya who?
Nadya head if you understand what I'm saying!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nan!
Nan who?
Nanswer me or I'll go away!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Neal and pray!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nettie!
Nettie who?
Nettie as a fruitcake!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nevada!
Nevada who?
Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah don't know who you are either!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Norma!
Norma who?
Norma'lly I have my key!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Norma Lee!
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee don't go round knocking on doors!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Norway!
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nuisance!
Nuisance who?
What's nuisance since yesterday!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nurse!
Nurse who?
Nurse sense talking to you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oates!
Oates who?
Oates'ay can you see!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ocelot!
Ocelot who?
Ocelot of questions don't you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Odette!
Odette who?
Odette's a bad sign!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Odessa!
Odessa who?
Odessa hot one!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Odysseus!
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ogre!
Ogre who?
Ogre take a flying leap!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio Silver!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio feeling!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Okra!
Okra who?
Okra Winfrey!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olaf!
Olaf who?
Olaf you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oldest Son!
Oldest Son who?
Oldest Son shines bright on my old Kentucky home...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olga!
Olga who?
Olga way when I'm good and ready!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive none of your lip!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oliver!
Oliver who?
Oliver troubles are over!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia but I lost the key!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olivier!
Olivier who?
Olivier but I've lost my key!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ollie!
Ollie who?
Ollie time you say that, I wish you would cut it out!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oman!
Oman who?
Oman, you are cute!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omar!
Omar live who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omega!
Omega who?
Omega best man win!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omelet!
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opera!
Opera who?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice going to talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orson!
Orson who?
Orson around again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orson!
Orson who?
Orson buggy is about your speed!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Osborn!
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
O'Shea!
O'Shea who?
O'Shea that's a sad story!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who!
Oslo down, whats the hurry!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oswald!
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oswego!
Oswego who?
Oswego marching, marching home ...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Othello!
Othello who?
Othello you thalked to me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Otis!
Otis who?
Otis a sin to tell a lie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ottawa!
Ottawa who?
Ottawa know you're telling the truth?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owen!
Owen who?
Owen you open this door, I'm going to give you such a roasting!